What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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hey hey apple

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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