Jordan is pregant

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Fine, ladies first.

You're a big fat monkey.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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