What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

White NBA players.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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