a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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