- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

AIDS

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

your face

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