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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

the economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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