so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Your mom went to college

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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