What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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