- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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