What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Equal rights!

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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