Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

once upon a time, it snowed

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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