- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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