Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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