- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

This is not funny.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Chris is hairy

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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