- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

knock knock There's no door

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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