- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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