- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

you know whats not funny white boards.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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