- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is white and long? A New York winter

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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