- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What is brown and sticky? A stick

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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