Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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gingers

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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