- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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