- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

George W. Bush

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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