What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What's the new green? Green

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Pickles are powerful

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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