- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

My three children are three big mistakes.

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