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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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