- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is a jew in space? Dead

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What fires shots? A gun

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