- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How old is victor? Half past dead

Fat? Jesse Z

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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