Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Japan

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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