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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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