- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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