- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Cheese

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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