Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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