- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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