- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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