- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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