- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

I hate blackniggers

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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