My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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