- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

I hate blackniggers

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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