- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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