Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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