- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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