- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

run farther?

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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