- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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