i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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