- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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