what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Everybody will die

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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