- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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