That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Chick Norris... Enough said

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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