- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

knock knock go away!!!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A drunk guy walks into a car

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

your mum

No because your face is really f***** up.

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