- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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