- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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