Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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