Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Your Mom The End.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Justin with a hat.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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