- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

1+1=2

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

9/11

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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