What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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