- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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