i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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