- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

whats chinese noodles

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

WNBA

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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