What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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