What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

vote this down and i will DOX you

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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