Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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