A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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