- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

WOMENS RIGHTS

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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