- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

This is a joke.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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