what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Women's rights.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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