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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

An Asian person drove home safely.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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