- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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