- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once did something.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Knock, Knock Come in

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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