- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

su algato es en fuego

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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