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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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