your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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